It’s the most wonderful time of the year, but what could make your season even better? Lots of fantastic festive porn tubes! Here are some new Christmas-themed porn tube positions to try out if you’re feeling horny this Christmas. And yes, they’re all real.
Santa’s Little Helper
This position is supposedly named because the woman in the porn tube sits on the big man’s lap, seemingly telling him how naughty or good she’s been. It’s pretty simple: the woman sits on the man’s lap with her back to him and bends over his candy cane. He then guides her hips up and down while riding him to prove how naughty she is.
Stocking Stuffing
The woman in the porn tube lies on her back and places her legs on her partner’s shoulders, allowing him to fill her stockings with G-spot stimulation and lots of orgasms. This looks a lot more fun than a regular porn tube unless you’re really into locals and shower gel.
Jingle Porn Tube
The man lies on his back, and the woman straddles him in a reverse cowgirl position. As she slides her body up and down on his shaft, she reaches down to continue participating in, you guessed it, a porn tube. It’s simple, practical, and especially festive when accompanied by singing.
Sleigh Ride
The porn tube is perfect for those who want to feel a little festive but don’t have the stamina to endure the more demanding positions. The woman lies face down and stretches her legs. The man on his horse penetrates her from behind and rides her as if in a little sleigh. I hope that, like Rudolph, she comes first.
Porn Tube Gift Wrapping
If you’re looking for something more intimate, the porn tube position is as close as you can get. The man sits cross-legged, and the woman sits on top of him, her legs wrapped around him. He then holds her waist as she mounts him, facing him, kissing him deeply, and making eye contact. It’s a porn tube gift that will please you in so many different ways.
This is our favorite because anyone can enjoy it.
One partner stands upright while the other kneels and performs oral sex from below. This position is named after the Grinch because the gift giver is supposed to crawl across the floor first, imitating the Grinch sneaking around to steal The Who’s presents. It sounds a little scary, but we think it’s because if your partner doesn’t trim it, they will grow a nice beard, just like your favorite moody Christmas character.
If you want to have fun while putting up your tree, this is the place for you. Grab a stand and strain yourself as you stand with one leg propped up. The stand will support everyone’s weight during your little holiday get-together. Is she looking for more porn positions to try at any time of the year? Check out our previous posts.
